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<\/p>\n\u00a0Cannon and Ball have featured in a number of adverts for Safestyle windows from around\u00a0 2005 onwards. These often finished with Bobby’s catchphrase “Pick up the piggin’ phone.”<\/p>\n
Screenshots from six different Safestyle adverts are below.<\/p>\n
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Bobby: If you buy new windows and doors<\/p>\n
Tommy: Or you’re thinking about buying new windows and doors<\/p>\n
Bobby: Even if you\u2019re not thinking about buying new windows or doors called 0800 106107<\/p>\n
Tommy: Because at Safestyle UK, you can pay for the front and you get the back free.<\/p>\n
Bobby: Plus there’s flexible monthly payments to suit everybody\u2019s pocket.<\/p>\n
Tommy: At Safestyle UK they\u2019ll beat any genuine like for like quote.<\/p>\n
Bobby: You could even buy now pay next year. That’s not next week, not next month.<\/p>\n
Tommy: So for your free quotation call 0800 106107<\/p>\n
Bobby: Call 0800 106107. Pick up the pigging phone. I’m getting a headache now.<\/p>\n
Tommy: You will have in a minute.<\/p>\n
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Bobby: Half a billion quid, Tommy, half a billion quid.<\/p>\n
Tommy: Now what?<\/p>\n
Bobby: Safestyle UK have fitted over half a billion quids worth of windows and doors.<\/p>\n
Tommy: I know, Bobby. If you’re going to give everyone 55% off all windows and doors free fitting, flexible monthly payments and beat any genuine like for like quote, not to mention help save on heating bills, it’s no wonder people choose Safestyle UK.<\/p>\n
Bobby: Half a billion quid, Tommy.<\/p>\n
Tommy: Be quiet. For your free \u00a0quotation, call Safestyle UK on 0800 106 107.<\/p>\n
Bobby: Phone now. \u00a0Half a billion quid.<\/p>\n
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Bobby: Tommy, what the heck’s going on here?<\/p>\n
Tommy: We’re having new windows and doors fitted<\/p>\n
Bobby: Why?<\/p>\n
Tommy: Remember our nightmare heating bills?<\/p>\n
Bobby: Won\u2019t this cost a fortune<\/p>\n
Tommy: Not with Safestyle UK. You get 55% off.<\/p>\n
Bobby: How are we going to pay for it?<\/p>\n
Tommy: You can buy now and pay later. Plus there\u2019s high security and energy saving glass and that will help cut our heating bill.<\/p>\n
Bobby: So I don’t have to raid my piggy?<\/p>\n
Tommy: No. Just get your free quote today at safestyle.co.uk or call 0800 106 107 now.<\/p>\n
Bobby: Pick up the pigging phone.<\/p>\n
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Bobby: I can\u2019t find them anywhere<\/p>\n
Audience: Behind you<\/p>\n
Bobby: Shut up, I\u2019m getting a headache here<\/p>\n
Tommy: Calm down, Safestyle UK are doing a massive 60% off all windows and doors<\/p>\n
Bobby: They can\u2019t do that<\/p>\n
Tommy: Oh yes they can. They want something for the fitter to do in January.<\/p>\n
Bobby: you what?<\/p>\n
Tommy: Yes, and if you order now and have them fitted in January you get 60% off<\/p>\n
Safestyle man: Plus interest free credit is also available<\/p>\n
Bobby: Disappear you<\/p>\n
Tommy: Plus they\u2019ll beat any genuine like for like quote<\/p>\n
Bobby: Call 0800 106 107<\/p>\n
Safestyle man: He said 0800 106 107 now<\/p>\n
Tommy and Bobby: Shut it, you<\/p>\n
Bobby: Pick up the pigging phone.<\/p>\n
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Safestyle man: You buy one, you get one free.<\/p>\n
Bobby: I can’t stand him. He’s getting on my pigging nerves, him.<\/p>\n
Safestyle man: You but one you get one free offer<\/p>\n
For every window or door that you buy, Safestyle UK will give you another absolutely free.<\/p>\n
Bobby: But I know something better<\/p>\n
Tommy: What possibly could be better than buy one, get one free, free fitting, free K glass and flexible monthly payments.<\/p>\n
Bobby: Not having to listen to that idiot next door.<\/p>\n
Tommy: I can’t believe it, Bobby, how good is that? Call 0800 106107<\/p>\n
Bobby: That\u2019s 0800 106107. Do it now.<\/p>\n
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Bobby: Tommy. Tommy, what’s the heck\u2019s going on here?<\/p>\n
Tommy: We\u2019re having new Windows and doors fitted.<\/p>\n
Bobby: You what? It’s gonna cost a pigging fortune this lot.<\/p>\n
Tommy: With Safestyle UK we get to choose which offer saves us the most money, either 55% off the whole lot or we buy the windows and doors from the front of the house and get the back ones free.<\/p>\n
Bobby: And how are we going to pay?<\/p>\n
Tommy: There’s flexible monthly payments to suit everyone. You can even buy now and pay next year. And they\u2019ll even fit them free for you.<\/p>\n
Bobby: So I won\u2019t have to raid my piggies.<\/p>\n
Tommy: Call \u00a00800 106107<\/p>\n
Bobby: Pick up the pigging phone<\/p>\n
Tommy: That’s 0800 106107 now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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