{"id":3173,"date":"2008-11-16T16:16:50","date_gmt":"2008-11-16T16:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wordpress\/index.php\/granada-reports\/"},"modified":"2023-10-09T21:23:15","modified_gmt":"2023-10-09T20:23:15","slug":"granada-reports","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/index.php\/granada-reports\/","title":{"rendered":"Granada Reports 2005"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-3164\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports1.jpg\" alt=\"Screenshot\" width=\"444\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports1.jpg 444w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports1-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">2005 appearance, where they spoke about the release of the <a href=\"\/index.php\/cannon-and-ball-live-legends-of-comedy\/\">Legends of Comedy DVD<\/a> and the possiblility of featuring in <a href=\"\/index.php\/im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here\/\">I&#8217;m A Celebrity<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The interview was conducted by Tony Morris and Lucy Meacock.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-3165\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports2.jpg\" alt=\"Screenshot\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports2-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-3166\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports3.jpg\" alt=\"Screenshot\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports3.jpg 400w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports3-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tony: Now then, they started their working lives as welders in Oldham and went on to become one of the country&#8217;s best loved double acts.<\/p>\n<p>Lucy: They certainly did. They held the record for box office takings at the London Palladium, and if we say Rock on Tommy, well, I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll know who we&#8217;re talking about. We are delighted to welcome Cannon and Ball. We&#8217;ll be chatting to them in a moment. Pleased I got that right. But first, let&#8217;s take a look at them on stage.<\/p>\n<p>(Clip from Cannon and Ball Live)<\/p>\n<p>Lucy: Absolutely superb.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Fantastic. It&#8217;s all on the DVD. Go on.<\/p>\n<p>Lucy: So how did the two of you get together in the first place?<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Well, we were, we were\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Welders is the word you&#8217;re looking for.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: That&#8217;s it. You see how we think alike. This year, me and Tom have been together 41 years this year, and we met\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Lucy: Aren\u2019t you fed up with the sight of each other by now?<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: We met in Oldham, in the beautiful Oldham, a very picturesque village. And we met in Oldham as welders. I was a welder. Tom was a fitter welder. He used to run a lot.<\/p>\n<p>Lucy: That&#8217;s not you your best<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: See what he did then. Boom-tsh. You can do your own rapping, you know, with no backing\u2026 and that&#8217;s how we met as welders, really. Then we started going out. I was singing at the time, and Tom used to follow me. As a stalker. And I said, well, instead of stalking me you might as well join in and we became a double act really.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: And then we became stars since I joined him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-3167\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports4.jpg\" alt=\"Screenshot\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports4.jpg 400w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports4-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-3168\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports5.jpg\" alt=\"Screenshot\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports5.jpg 400w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports5-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Lucy: But 41 years on, don&#8217;t you get fed up with the sight of each other sometimes?<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: We don&#8217;t actually. We did at one time.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: We had a bit of a fall out for years, but\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Tony:: How on earth do you write gags and still perform then if you&#8217;ve fallen out and had a huge row? I mean how do you do that?<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: We just, because we have this material and we just used to do it, and we&#8217;re actors and we fell out for four years because egos took over because I thought I was the main one of the act and Tommy thought he was the main one of the act and he should have realised it were me.<\/p>\n<p>Tony: Well clearly.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Well I sent him enough letters. But no, we did. We went and then we got through all that and now we&#8217;re close now. We just enjoy working with each other. If we\u2019ve a fortnight not working we phone each other and saying I&#8217;m bored, you know, what you&#8217;re doing.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: It&#8217;s just one of those things you want to get up again in front of an audience. That&#8217;s what it is. You get a break, but you still want to get up there.<\/p>\n<p>Tony: When we were in rehearsals, you told us that when you first decided to go for showbiz, that you got this agent. But then, but then, what happened then?<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Well when we turned pro, yeah, well, we got this agent. We did Stockport County\u2019s Football Club on a Friday night and me and Tommy got up and were singing, there was a fellow in there with the cigar and his sunglasses, weren&#8217;t he? And he says I&#8217;m from London, which in them days, ooh, London. Signed the contract and you&#8217;re going professional. So we did. We went to the factory, said we\u2019re packing in welding, we\u2019re gonna be big stars, we&#8217;re going to London, and he never found us any work. So we had nothing, so we did dog kennels\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-3169\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports6.jpg\" alt=\"Screenshot\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports6.jpg 400w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports6-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-3170\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports7.jpg\" alt=\"Screenshot\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports7.jpg 400w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports7-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Yeah, we were on the roof pointing chimney stacks, doing all sorts to keep ends going. Yeah, because we couldn&#8217;t go back to the factory cause that&#8217;s where, like, you know, no. All the lads there will be saying, oh I thought you said you were gonna be stars.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: So we just started going auditioning for clubs and things.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: We kept going around. We used to do, we used to phone, I used to phone from telephone booths to working men&#8217;s clubs, telling them who we were, cracking on I was the manager.<\/p>\n<p>Lucy: And do you have a favourite routine?<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Yeah, yeah, we do.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: It&#8217;s the trumpet routine, yeah<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Which is on the DVD.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: That was fantastic.<\/p>\n<p>Tony: You did that so well. Tell you what, before you run away, let&#8217;s have a little look at you way back in the day at Wheeltappers and Shunters Social. Have a look at this.<\/p>\n<p>(Wheeltappers and Shunters clip)<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Have you noticed I\u2019ve not put any weight on?<\/p>\n<p>Tony: Don&#8217;t look a day older.<\/p>\n<p>Lucy: Yeah, times been kind. But is it true that you&#8217;re in I&#8217;m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: No<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: No. I wish it was because we love that show<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Yeah, you\u2019ve gone like that (open mouthed look)<\/p>\n<p>Tony: We&#8217;re a bit surprised cause the rumour was that you were gonna be in it<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: The rumours that the manager, as far as we know, has not signed a contract, but if they offered us, we would go.<\/p>\n<p>Lucy: What about eating those bugs?<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: If they give us a chance, we go ahead.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: If we go it\u2019d be an adventure. But at the minute the managers not signed a contract.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: I think it&#8217;s a fantastic adventure, me. I wish we could go.<\/p>\n<p>Tony: Alright, \u00a0gentlemen, it&#8217;s been a pleasure talking to you today. Thanks very much indeed.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Thanks. I&#8217;ll tell you what it is. It&#8217;s been more pleasure for me because I think you two are legends.<\/p>\n<p>Lucy: Wow<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: That&#8217;s true.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Listen to this. I will buy you a DVD.<\/p>\n<p>Lucy: You&#8217;ve made our nights<\/p>\n<p>Tony: Good. Cannon and Ball, thank you.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: You\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-3171\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports8.jpg\" alt=\"Screenshot\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports8.jpg 400w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports8-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-3172\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports9.jpg\" alt=\"Screenshot\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports9.jpg 400w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/granadareports9-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2005 appearance, where they spoke about the release of the Legends of Comedy DVD and the possiblility of featuring in[&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":1,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3173","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.7 - 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