{"id":5353,"date":"2022-10-11T21:50:56","date_gmt":"2022-10-11T20:50:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/?page_id=5353"},"modified":"2023-10-02T20:27:58","modified_gmt":"2023-10-02T19:27:58","slug":"haven-adverts","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/index.php\/haven-adverts\/","title":{"rendered":"Haven Adverts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Two adverts for Haven Holidays, from around 1983.\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>The first advert features Bobby coming into the room wearing a sombrero and asking where they are going on holiday. Tommy extols the virtues of Haven&#8217;s 15 holiday parks.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5335\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-1.jpg\" alt=\"Haven TV Advert screenshot\" width=\"444\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-1.jpg 444w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-1-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5336\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-2.jpg\" alt=\"Haven TV Advert screenshot\" width=\"444\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-2.jpg 444w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-2-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Right, Tommy, where are we going this summer, eh? Y Viva Espana.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Forget it.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: What about this? (Through megaphone) Wakey, wakey, campers.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Are we heck, we\u2019re going here.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Haven holidays, superb chalets and caravans on lively parks or quiet villages, entertainment. Rock on Tommy, that\u2019ll do for me, book it, book, it<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Which one?<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Which one?<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Yeah. There are 15 around England and Wales.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: We&#8217;re only going away for two weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Voiceover: Haven Holidays. Just what you&#8217;ve been looking for.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5337\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-3.jpg\" alt=\"Haven TV Advert screenshot\" width=\"444\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-3.jpg 444w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-3-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5338\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-4.jpg\" alt=\"Haven TV Advert screenshot\" width=\"444\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-4.jpg 444w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-4-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5339\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-5.jpg\" alt=\"Haven TV Advert screenshot\" width=\"444\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-5.jpg 444w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven1-5-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>The second advert has Tommy giving the benefits of a Haven holiday while Bobby keeps interrupting to give his own views.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5340\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-1.jpg\" alt=\"Haven TV Advert screenshot\" width=\"444\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-1.jpg 444w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-1-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5341\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-2.jpg\" alt=\"Haven TV Advert screenshot\" width=\"444\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-2.jpg 444w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-2-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tommy: If you&#8217;re looking for a change from the usual holiday\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: \u2026and here&#8217;s something that&#8217;s really different.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Haven holidays<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: There&#8217;s fifteen of them.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Just keep quiet. Superb chalets and caravans on big parks or small villages deep in the countryside<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Baa, baa<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Or by the seaside.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Squalk, squalk.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: What&#8217;s that?<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: It&#8217;s a seagull.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Haven holidays.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: It&#8217;s just what you&#8217;ve been looking for.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy:\u00a0 You ruined it now.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: I haven&#8217;t. I haven&#8217;t. I haven&#8217;t. It were good, that.<\/p>\n<p>Voiceover: Haven Holidays, just what you&#8217;ve been looking for.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5342\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-3.jpg\" alt=\"Haven TV Advert screenshot\" width=\"444\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-3.jpg 444w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-3-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5343\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-4.jpg\" alt=\"Haven TV Advert screenshot\" width=\"444\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-4.jpg 444w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-4-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5344\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-5.jpg\" alt=\"Haven TV Advert screenshot\" width=\"444\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-5.jpg 444w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/tvadhaven2-5-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two adverts for Haven Holidays, from around 1983.\u00a0 The first advert features Bobby coming into the room wearing a sombrero[&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5353","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.7 - 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