{"id":6322,"date":"2023-10-27T11:06:22","date_gmt":"2023-10-27T10:06:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/?page_id=6322"},"modified":"2023-10-27T11:06:23","modified_gmt":"2023-10-27T10:06:23","slug":"the-kenny-everett-television-show","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/index.php\/the-kenny-everett-television-show\/","title":{"rendered":"The Kenny Everett Television Show"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6324\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett2.jpg\" alt=\"Kenny Everett Television Shor title\" width=\"533\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett2.jpg 533w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett2-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Guest appearance in a sketch on The Kenny Everett Television Show, shown April 15th 1982.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6325 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett3.jpg\" alt=\"Kenny Everett Television Shor screenshot\" width=\"533\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett3.jpg 533w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett3-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The sketch featured Kenny as an interviewer and Cannon and Ball as clergymen seeking to raise \u00a31,000,000 to restore a ruined abbey.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6326 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett4.jpg\" alt=\"Kenny Everett Television Shor screenshot\" width=\"533\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett4.jpg 533w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett4-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kenny: I&#8217;m talking to Canon Thomas and the Reverend Robert Ball, who\u2019ve started a campaign to raise \u00a31,000,000 to rebuild this historic abbey. Tell me, Canon, don&#8217;t you think \u00a31,000,000 is a bit overambitious?<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Well\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Just a minute, Tommy. (To Kenny) What&#8217;s it got to do with you? (To Tommy) Who is that?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6327 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett5.jpg\" alt=\"Kenny Everett Television Shor screenshot\" width=\"533\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett5.jpg 533w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett5-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Keep quiet, Reverend, please, this is the BBC.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: What do you want me to do, kneel.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Just shut it will you. (To Kenny) Yes, I think we&#8217;re going to need about at least a million pounds.<\/p>\n<p>Kenny: I see. That\u2019s rather a lot of money.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Certainly is cocker. That&#8217;s six zeroes and two commas. And we&#8217;re the boys to get it.<\/p>\n<p>At this point Bobby pulls on his braces, which ping off his trousers. The sketch is interrupted for a &#8216;take 2&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6328 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett6.jpg\" alt=\"Kenny Everett Television Show screenshot\" width=\"533\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett6.jpg 533w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett6-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6329 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett7.jpg\" alt=\"Kenny Everett Television Shor screenshot\" width=\"533\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett7.jpg 533w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett7-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kenny: I see. That\u2019s rather a lot of money.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Certainly is cocker. That&#8217;s six zeroes and two commas. And we&#8217;re the boys to get it. You see that pile of rubble. When you see that next week it&#8217;ll be restored to its former glory?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6330 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett8.jpg\" alt=\"Kenny Everett Television Shor screenshot\" width=\"533\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett8.jpg 533w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett8-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kenny: So you really think that you can get it up do you?<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Eh, eh. Careful, pal. We\u2019re men of the cloth.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: You wash your mouth out, you dirty boy. I\u2019m a vicar.<\/p>\n<p>Kenny: Well, let me put it another way, do you think you can raise it?<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: He&#8217;s doing it again.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6331 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett9.jpg\" alt=\"Kenny Everett Television Shor screenshot\" width=\"533\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett9.jpg 533w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett9-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bobby: That does it, Tommy, I&#8217;m going to nut him.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Get back, get back. (To Kenny) Now you just be careful, mate. Otherwise you&#8217;re gonna get a mouthful of cloth.<\/p>\n<p>Kenny: There seems to be some confusion here. All I really meant was, are you going to make it?<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: That does it, Tommy. BBC or no BBC, I&#8217;m having him.<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Hey, hey, hey. Now you&#8217;re doing it.<\/p>\n<p>Kenny: No, what he meant was\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: I know what he meant pal, right. I know him better than you.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: What do you mean by that, Tommy?<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Whoa, hang on, hang on. You know I don&#8217;t wanna go into it now.<\/p>\n<p>Kenny: Well, yes. What did you mean by that?<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: Oh, it were a long time ago. You know, when we were choirboys.<\/p>\n<p>Kenny: Oh, you were one of those?<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: No, not me. Him.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: It\u2019s not me, he\u2019s the wooly-woofter. Nothing to do with me Tommy.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6332 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett10.jpg\" alt=\"Kenny Everett Television Shor screenshot\" width=\"533\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett10.jpg 533w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett10-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kenny: We\u2019ll see you next time when we\u2019ll be asking the pertinent question should priests be allowed to marry?<\/p>\n<p>Bobby: Only if they love one another.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6333 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett11.jpg\" alt=\"Kenny Everett Television Shor closing title\" width=\"533\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett11.jpg 533w, https:\/\/comedykings.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/kennyeverett11-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px\" \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guest appearance in a sketch on The Kenny Everett Television Show, shown April 15th 1982. 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