Side 1: Let your Braces Dangle
Side 2: Remember the Stars
Let Your Braces Dangle
Spoken:
Bobby: Hey, where are we going for our holidays Tommy this year
Tommy: You’re going to Blackpool, and I’m going to Monte Carlo
Bobby: Oh, Rock on Tommy, that’s great
Tommy: I knew you’d like that
Bobby: I need a holiday
I need to fly away, hey hey
I need to feel the sun
Away from the rain, hey hey
Tommy: Latin ladies dancing by me
Down by the sea
Swimming, surfing, sailing
So come along with me
Both: Let your braces, dangle
Let your braces, dangle
Bobby: I feel my hanky on my head,
I’m going to drink a jug of tea, h-hee, h-hee
Boarding houses, Sunday trousers,
Tommy, this is the life for me, h-hee, h-hee
Tommy: Saint Tropez and Benidorm
Tenerife and Waikiki
Bobby: Blackpool Morecambe, Cleethorpes, hey
I bathing beaut is a knobbly knee
Both: Let your braces, dangle
Let your braces, dangle
Let your braces, dangle
Let your braces, dangle
Spoken:
Tommy: You what?
Bobby: It’s what my mother told me
Tommy: Sorry?
Bobby: My dad told me, too
Tommy: Midnight swimming, crazy women
Underneath the pier at night
Bobby: Wibble wobble, hey there could be trouble,
Tommy, here comes the tide! Help me Tommy….
Tommy: Life can be cruel
Life can be so hard
So when you need to meditate,
Just go to your back yard
Both: Let your braces, dangle
Let your braces, dangle
Repeat until end with spoken part over the top
Spoken:
Tommy: Jingle jangle braces dangle
Bobby: Hey, willy wobble here comes trouble
Ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke koo
ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke
Tommy: Bobby, please
Bobby: Sorry Tommy
Bobby: I’m dead excited
Tommy: Well I dont know why
Bobby: Look out Blackpool
Tommy: Aye, look out blackpool, thats typical of you
Bobby: Tommy, can I come with you
Tommy: No, you can’t come with me
Bobby: Tommy, I won’t let my braces dangle
Tommy: Forget it Bobby, theres times when you really bore me
Bobby: I can see us now Tommy, on the beach, get you a couple of birds, know what I mean Tommy
Tommy: Yeah, I’ve seen you on the beach before, all kicking sand in your face
Bobby: Aw, let me come with you Tommy
Tommy: Forget it
Bobby: Please
Tommy: No, you’re nothing but trouble
Gill / McGladdery
Stuge Music 1981
Remember the Stars
Turn on the TV, we’re on the air
Just two song and dance men we’re no Fred Astairs
The music plays, it’ll make you laugh and shout
That rhythm section sure knows what its about
This is the evening you’ve been waiting for
So clap your hands, we’re gonna raise the roof some more
We’re two Clark Gables,
with a touch of Harry Lyme?
We’ve got Errol Flynns eyes
And it’s driving the girls wild
We’re two Valentinos
With the looks of Eric Clownes??
Theres no girls safe
When these two boys are back in town
Spoken: Roll up roll up ladies and gentlemen
It’s the greatest show on earth
You pays your money, you takes your choice
And when I’m smoochy, ooh and when I’m cool
Wiggle them now?, I dance the whole night through
The music plays, the sound it comes out
That rhythm section sure knows what its about
This is the night, you can laugh and sing
Forget your troubles and come along with me
We’re two Clark Gables,
with a touch of Harry Lyme?
We’ve got Errol Flynns eyes
And it’s driving the girls wild
We’re two Valentinos
With the looks of Eric Clownes??
Theres no girls safe
When these two boys are back in town
We’re two Clark Gables,
with a touch of Harry Lyme?
We’ve got Errol Flynns eyes
And it’s driving the girls wild
We’re two Valentinos
With the looks of Eric Clownes??
Theres no girls safe
When C and B are back in town
We’re two Clark Gables,
with a touch of Harry Lyme?
We’ve got Errol Flynns eyes
And it’s driving the girls wild
We’re two Valentinos
With the looks of Eric Clownes??
Theres no girls safe
When Cannon and Ball are back in town
Spoken: Hurry hurry hurry ladies and gentlemen
This show is about to start
G.Gill, B.McGladdery, L.Wade
GCA Music / Rocket Music