Episode 1
Aired Friday 11th April 1980, 7:30pm. With special guest Diana Dors.
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Opening stand-up routine – Bobby is doing the wrong routine. Also welcome special guest Diana Dors |
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| Ritz – River Deep, Mountain High |  |
| Monopoly – Tommy is cheating when Bobby leaves the room |   |
| Three muskateers sketch, starring Diana Dors as the queen of France |   |
| Final song – I Got You Mate |  |
Episode 2
Aired Friday 18th April 1980, 7:30pm. With special guest Ernest Clark.
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Opening stand-up routine – runaway pig. Also welcome special guest Ernest Clark |
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| Ritz – I Ain’t Gonna Cry Tonight |  |
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Flat sketch – Tommy has invited a girl back, but doesnt want Bobby to know |
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| Stand up routine with Ernest Clark |  |
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Canteen sketch with Ernest Clark – lots of slapstick with food, performed almost in silence. |
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| Final song – Laugh Me A Laugh |  |
Episode 3
Aired Friday 25th April 1980, 7:30pm. With special guest Peggy Mount.
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Opening stand-up routine – introduce Peggy Mount, who thinks they are someone else. |
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| Ritz – Brand New Key |  |
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Tommy is trying to read the paper, but Bobbys twitching annoys him |
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Introduced as singer Johny Mathis, Bobby doesn’t believe it is him |
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Bobby has made a cake for a competition, Peggy Mount has a sob story and persuades Tommy to let her have Bobbys cake |
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| Final stand up – no song this week |  |
Episode 4
Aired Friday 2nd May 1980, 7:30pm. With special guest Elizabeth Estensen
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Opening stand-up routine – introduce Elizabeth Estensen but Bobby and Tommy can’t remember her name. |
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| Ritz – Montego Bay |  |
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Tommy sings the Banana Boat Song, with the assistance of Bobby, Ritz, and some bananas. |
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Double date in a restaurant pretending to be posh. Elizabeth Estensen plays Deidre Sludge who has known them since childhood. |
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Tommy reads a poem, Open Your Window To Life |
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Episode 5
Aired Friday 9th May 1980, 7:30pm.
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Opening stand-up routine – Tommy has more class than Bobby |
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| Ritz (Ruby James solo) – Anyone Who Had A Heart |
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Ants sketch |
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Bobby and Tommy sing Sweet Georgia Brown with the men from Ritz |
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Tommy sings The Very Though Of You, accompanied by Bobby on trumpet, which Tommy smashes up. |
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Episode 6
Aired Friday 16th May 1980, 7:30pm.
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Opening stand-up routine – Tommy gets stuck behind the screen, Bobby does the welcome and Tommy acts as Bobby |
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| Ritz – My Sweet Lord |  |
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In the kitchen washing up, Tommy is singing but Bobby keeps interrupting |
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| Tommy hands over to Bobby, as he’s off to play cards. Bobby doesn’t know what to do. |  |
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Cards sketch – Bobby keeps interfering in the game, he eventually joins in but the others are cheating by signalling each other. |
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| Final song – The Gambler |  |
Episode 7
Aired Friday 23rd May 1980, 7:30pm.
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Opening stand-up routine – dating the make-up lady |
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| Ritz – The Locomotion |
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Tommy has read in the newspaper that you can get £50 for donating your body to medical science. |
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| Stand up – erogenous zones |
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In the pub trying to chat up women, Tommy is suave but Bobby is bad mannered |
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| Disco scene following pub, includes singing Rock on Tommy |
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| End of series, Tommy has been asked to do his own solo series without Bobby |
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DVD release
The full series was released on DVD in June 2011