Episode 1
Aired Sat 3rd December 1983, 7pm. With guests Cliff Richard, Windsor Davies and Terry Griffiths
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Opening stand-up routine – Bobby has a list of grievances |
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| Rocky Sharp and the Replays – La Bamba |  |
| Kennels sketch – they have lost Tommys dog |   |
| Stand up – Bobby has cancelled the pick pocket |  |
| Hitlers moustache sketch |   |
| Stand up – Bobby has been fishing |   |
| Blizzard sketch – Zekes hut with Windsor Davies |   |
| Cliff Richard – Please Don’t Fall in Love |  |
| Stand up and song with Cliff and the duo – Hand Jive |   |
| Stand up – What are they doing this weekend – with Terry Griffiths |  |
Episode 2
Aired Sat 10th December 1983, 7pm. With guests Stacey Dorning, Status Quo and Frank Bruno
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Opening stand-up routine – Tommy is talking to the director via his earpiece |
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| Bar sketch – Bobby is the fastidiously tidy barman |   |
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Introduce The Platters – Bobby is convinced they are a reggae band |
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The Platters – Red Sails in the Sunset |
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| Stand up – Tommy isn’t happy |  |
| Stand up – Bobby isn’t funny any more |  |
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Romeo and Juliet sketch with Stacey Dorning |
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Sketch and introduce Status Quo |
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Status Quo – Margarita Time |
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Stand up – What are they doing this weekend – with Frank Bruno |
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Episode 3
Aired Sat 17th December 1983, 7pm. With guests Shakin’ Stevens, Jocky Wilson, Sarah Brightman and Steve Coppell
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Opening stand-up routine – Bobby isn’t feeling too well |
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Sarah Brightman – Christmas Dream |
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| Sketch – Children of the Revolution |   |
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Stand up – Bobby has a new suit |
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Darts sketch with Jocky Wilson |
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Stand up – have they been preening themselves. Also introduces Shakin Stevens |
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| Shakin’ Stevens – Cry Just A Little Bit |
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| Sketch and song with Shakin’ Stevens – Blueberry Hill |   |
| Mutiny on the Bounty sketch |
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| Stand up – What are they doing this weekend – with Steve Coppell |
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Episode 4
Aired Sat 7th January 1984, 7pm. With guests The Three Degrees, Una Stubbs, Roger Whittaker and Nick Faldo
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Opening stand-up routine – Bobby in the SAS |
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Roger Whittaker – I’m Back |
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| Sketch with Roger Whittaker – African song and drumming |   |
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Tommy sings Send in the Clowns |
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Tommys farmyard impressions |
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The African Queen sketch with Una Stubbs |
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The Three Degrees – Liar |
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Sketch with The Three Degrees – Bobby misinterprets instructions |
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Stand up – What are they doing this weekend – with Nick Faldo |
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Episode 5
Aired Sat 14th January 1984, 7pm. With guests Grace Kennedy, Diana Dors, Robin Gibb and Big Daddy
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Opening stand-up – Bobby has a beauty spot |
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| Grace Kennedy – It’s Raining Men |
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Sketch – Poker with invisible cards |
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Stand up – Bobby has a crystal ball |
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Gone with The Wind sketch with Diana Dors |
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A dramatic reading from Hamlet |
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Robin Gibb – Another Lonely Night in New York |
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Sketch and song with Robin Gibb – The Three Bells |
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Stand up – What are they doing this weekend – with Big Daddy |
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Episode 6
Aired Sat 21th January 1984, 7pm. With guests The Four Tops, Peter Saint, Jeffrey Holland and Musical Youth.
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Stand up – Bobby does sound effects |
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Musical Youth – Sixteen |
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| Sketch and song with Musical Youth – Pass the Dutchie |   |
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Sketch – Bobby Balls Gardeners World |
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Tommy reads a childrens story for younger viewers |
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Peter Saint – Don’t Cry Out Loud |
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| Restaurant sketch with Jeffrey Holland, Bobby provides the music. |   |
| The Four Tops – Four Tops Medley |  |
| Stand up – What are they doing this weekend – with Chris Greener, Melvin Hayes, Francis Matthews, Ian Lavender, Alan Wells and Paul Henry |   |
DVD release
The full series was released on DVD in July 2012