Episode 1
Aired Sat 3rd December 1983, 7pm. With guests Cliff Richard, Windsor Davies and Terry Griffiths
Opening stand-up routine – Bobby has a list of grievances |
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Rocky Sharp and the Replays – La Bamba | ![]() |
Kennels sketch – they have lost Tommys dog | ![]() ![]() |
Stand up – Bobby has cancelled the pick pocket | ![]() |
Hitlers moustache sketch | ![]() ![]() |
Stand up – Bobby has been fishing | ![]() ![]() |
Blizzard sketch – Zekes hut with Windsor Davies | ![]() ![]() |
Cliff Richard – Please Don’t Fall in Love | ![]() |
Stand up and song with Cliff and the duo – Hand Jive | ![]() ![]() |
Stand up – What are they doing this weekend – with Terry Griffiths | ![]() |
Episode 2
Aired Sat 10th December 1983, 7pm. With guests Stacey Dorning, Status Quo and Frank Bruno
Opening stand-up routine – Tommy is talking to the director via his earpiece |
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Bar sketch – Bobby is the fastidiously tidy barman | ![]() ![]() |
Introduce The Platters – Bobby is convinced they are a reggae band |
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The Platters – Red Sails in the Sunset |
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Stand up – Tommy isn’t happy | ![]() |
Stand up – Bobby isn’t funny any more | ![]() |
Romeo and Juliet sketch with Stacey Dorning |
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Sketch and introduce Status Quo |
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Status Quo – Margarita Time |
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Stand up – What are they doing this weekend – with Frank Bruno |
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Episode 3
Aired Sat 17th December 1983, 7pm. With guests Shakin’ Stevens, Jocky Wilson, Sarah Brightman and Steve Coppell
Opening stand-up routine – Bobby isn’t feeling too well |
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Sarah Brightman – Christmas Dream |
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Sketch – Children of the Revolution | ![]() ![]() |
Stand up – Bobby has a new suit |
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Darts sketch with Jocky Wilson |
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Stand up – have they been preening themselves. Also introduces Shakin Stevens |
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Shakin’ Stevens – Cry Just A Little Bit |
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Sketch and song with Shakin’ Stevens – Blueberry Hill | ![]() ![]() |
Mutiny on the Bounty sketch |
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Stand up – What are they doing this weekend – with Steve Coppell |
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Episode 4
Aired Sat 7th January 1984, 7pm. With guests The Three Degrees, Una Stubbs, Roger Whittaker and Nick Faldo
Opening stand-up routine – Bobby in the SAS |
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Roger Whittaker – I’m Back |
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Sketch with Roger Whittaker – African song and drumming | ![]() ![]() |
Tommy sings Send in the Clowns |
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Tommys farmyard impressions |
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The African Queen sketch with Una Stubbs |
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The Three Degrees – Liar |
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Sketch with The Three Degrees – Bobby misinterprets instructions |
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Stand up – What are they doing this weekend – with Nick Faldo |
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Episode 5
Aired Sat 14th January 1984, 7pm. With guests Grace Kennedy, Diana Dors, Robin Gibb and Big Daddy
Opening stand-up – Bobby has a beauty spot |
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Grace Kennedy – It’s Raining Men |
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Sketch – Poker with invisible cards |
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Stand up – Bobby has a crystal ball |
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Gone with The Wind sketch with Diana Dors |
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A dramatic reading from Hamlet |
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Robin Gibb – Another Lonely Night in New York |
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Sketch and song with Robin Gibb – The Three Bells |
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Stand up – What are they doing this weekend – with Big Daddy |
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Episode 6
Aired Sat 21th January 1984, 7pm. With guests The Four Tops, Peter Saint, Jeffrey Holland and Musical Youth.
Stand up – Bobby does sound effects |
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Musical Youth – Sixteen |
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Sketch and song with Musical Youth – Pass the Dutchie | ![]() ![]() |
Sketch – Bobby Balls Gardeners World |
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Tommy reads a childrens story for younger viewers |
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Peter Saint – Don’t Cry Out Loud |
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Restaurant sketch with Jeffrey Holland, Bobby provides the music. | ![]() ![]() |
The Four Tops – Four Tops Medley | ![]() |
Stand up – What are they doing this weekend – with Chris Greener, Melvin Hayes, Francis Matthews, Ian Lavender, Alan Wells and Paul Henry | ![]() ![]() |
DVD release
The full series was released on DVD in July 2012