Guest appearance in a sketch on The Kenny Everett Television Show, shown April 15th 1982.
The sketch featured Kenny as an interviewer and Cannon and Ball as clergymen seeking to raise £1,000,000 to restore a ruined abbey.
Kenny: I’m talking to Canon Thomas and the Reverend Robert Ball, who’ve started a campaign to raise £1,000,000 to rebuild this historic abbey. Tell me, Canon, don’t you think £1,000,000 is a bit overambitious?
Tommy: Well…
Bobby: Just a minute, Tommy. (To Kenny) What’s it got to do with you? (To Tommy) Who is that?
Tommy: Keep quiet, Reverend, please, this is the BBC.
Bobby: What do you want me to do, kneel.
Tommy: Just shut it will you. (To Kenny) Yes, I think we’re going to need about at least a million pounds.
Kenny: I see. That’s rather a lot of money.
Bobby: Certainly is cocker. That’s six zeroes and two commas. And we’re the boys to get it.
At this point Bobby pulls on his braces, which ping off his trousers. The sketch is interrupted for a ‘take 2’
Kenny: I see. That’s rather a lot of money.
Bobby: Certainly is cocker. That’s six zeroes and two commas. And we’re the boys to get it. You see that pile of rubble. When you see that next week it’ll be restored to its former glory?
Kenny: So you really think that you can get it up do you?
Tommy: Eh, eh. Careful, pal. We’re men of the cloth.
Bobby: You wash your mouth out, you dirty boy. I’m a vicar.
Kenny: Well, let me put it another way, do you think you can raise it?
Tommy: He’s doing it again.
Bobby: That does it, Tommy, I’m going to nut him.
Tommy: Get back, get back. (To Kenny) Now you just be careful, mate. Otherwise you’re gonna get a mouthful of cloth.
Kenny: There seems to be some confusion here. All I really meant was, are you going to make it?
Bobby: That does it, Tommy. BBC or no BBC, I’m having him.
Tommy: Hey, hey, hey. Now you’re doing it.
Kenny: No, what he meant was…
Tommy: I know what he meant pal, right. I know him better than you.
Bobby: What do you mean by that, Tommy?
Tommy: Whoa, hang on, hang on. You know I don’t wanna go into it now.
Kenny: Well, yes. What did you mean by that?
Tommy: Oh, it were a long time ago. You know, when we were choirboys.
Kenny: Oh, you were one of those?
Tommy: No, not me. Him.
Bobby: It’s not me, he’s the wooly-woofter. Nothing to do with me Tommy.
Kenny: We’ll see you next time when we’ll be asking the pertinent question should priests be allowed to marry?
Bobby: Only if they love one another.
