Shown on ITV, 15th February 1988
Starred as a driver (Bobby) and his mate (Tommy).
An undertaker is in charge of moving a coffin from a home to a church. The home is on the 26th floor of a skyscraper; the stairs are narrow; the lift is small and prone to stop working. Chaos ensues.
Cast
| John Alderton | Vicar |
| Bobby Ball | Driver’s mate |
| Tommy Cannon | Driver |
| Norman Collier | Short-sighted man |
| Charlie Drake | Short delivery man |
| Gabrielle Drake | Miss H |
| Jimmy Edwards | Traffic warden |
| Linda Hayden | Sunbather |
| James Hunt (II) | Trucker |
| Roy Kinnear | Piper |
| Rula Lenska | Bride |
| Kenny Lynch | Bus conductor |
| Henry McGee | Tall undertaker |
| Spike Milligan | Roadsweeper |
| Noel Murphy | Tall delivery man |
| Richard O’Sullivan (I) | Breakfasting neighbour |
| Terry Scott (I) | Hearse driver |
| Paul Shane | Fat neighbour |
| Kathy Staff | Mrs H |
| Freddie Starr | Short undertaker |
| Eric Sykes | Senior undertaker |
| Sylvia Syms | Lady with poodle |
| Bob Todd (II) | Elderly undertaker |
| Dennis Waterman | Groom |
| Eli Woods | Dozy undertaker |
| Mike Yarwood | Lift engineer |
Production
| Writer | Eric Sykes |
| Producer | Dennis Kirkland |
| Music | Alan Braden |
| Editor | John Wright (II) |
| Production Designer | Graham Probst |
| Production Company | Thames Television |
Video/DVD release
The programme has appeared on a number of compilation videos and DVDs